What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.