What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.