What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=6-RfZDiayDI

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Museum Jokes More Museum Jokes

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.