What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

When are minorities not minorities?

When you look at crime statistics.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.