What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Museum Jokes More Museum Jokes

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.