What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.