What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.