What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!