What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod?

Bnh m

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Because the devil takes many forms.

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Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."