What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.