What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.