What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ?

Chrysalis the cake for you !