How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.