How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.