How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights