How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!