How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.