None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
They say the business is toast.
Burning
One, but he wishes it was two.
Thirty.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
With A-Rod.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Check, mate.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.