None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
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A: Catch.
With clickbait, of course!
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
