What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

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What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW