Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.