Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.