Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters