Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with