Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Voodoo like to dance with me '

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None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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A numbskull

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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He had no body to go with.

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His EKG ain't got no rythym

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.