Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.