Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.