Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying