Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).