Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!