Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.