Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.