Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call someone who can't dance?

A white guy.

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !