They are both generators (jenner-rater)
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Because he is lying.
Nobody likes the black ones.
The Allahu Ak Bar
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
A pedometer
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
cuz it was charged with electricity .
Electricity.
Because it takes longer to pick up.
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods