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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.