Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.