Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.