How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazillian.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.