Why does the Philippines ban rectal the...

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Rectal Thermometer Jokes More Rectal Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Brain Damage Jokes More Brain Damage Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Philippine Jokes More Philippine Jokes

How do you say Philippines in Ebonics?

Colombia

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.