Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Rectal Thermometer Jokes More Rectal Thermometer Jokes

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Philippine Jokes More Philippine Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

How do you say Philippines in Ebonics?

Colombia