Philippine Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

How do you say Philippines in Ebonics?

Colombia

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.