What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.