What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...