What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists