What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.