What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe