What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between a black man and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison