What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho