What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.