What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!