What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!