What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!