How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.