How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.