How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.