How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!