How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!