Slow down and use some lubricant.
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
Vaporeon
Slow down and use some lube
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Weirdo (weird dough).
He won't stop banging at the door.
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Kidneys.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
In the non-friction section.