How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant