How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.