How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.