How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.