What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.