What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.