What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.