What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!