What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.