What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.