What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)