What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim