What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.