How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom