How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.