How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!