How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Who wins the election?

America.

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Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not