How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Who wins the election?

America.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number