How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom