How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%