How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!