How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!