Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

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Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number