Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%