Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours