What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.