What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.