What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge