What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals