What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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What was the Feminist's least favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry.

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.