What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What is an inconvenient truth with music?

Algorithm.

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

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How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Formula Jokes More Formula Jokes

What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.