What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

Presidential Candidate Jokes More Presidential Candidate Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Formula Jokes More Formula Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!

Sequence Jokes More Sequence Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.