What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon