What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.