What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash