What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!