What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!