What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

www.AshleyMadison.com

Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.