What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.