What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.