What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)