What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age