What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.