What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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How does french cheese expire?

From age

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

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What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.