Necrophilia.
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Even if it is cold it's still good.
Necrophilia
The urge to crack open a cold one
When you get stiff before she does.
The urge to pop a cold one.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Back on crack
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
The pizza can feed a family of four.
A plane one.
The Age Of Ultron.
A guide to aging.
me: define "child"
Define "light bulb".
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Is he the McRib
The gun has only one trigger
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
The shootings
