Necrophilia.
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Even if it is cold it's still good.
Necrophilia
The urge to crack open a cold one
When you get stiff before she does.
The urge to pop a cold one.
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
Because they'll crack up anyways
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
A fart with a lump in it
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You never know if your gums are bruised.
If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.
Pop
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
