Necrophilia.
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Even if it is cold it's still good.
Necrophilia
The urge to crack open a cold one
When you get stiff before she does.
The urge to pop a cold one.
A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
Crack-a-lacking
They both like to crack open a cold one
The fact you love it.
You never know if your gums are bruised.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
Little Caesars
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Is he the McRib
Willie Nelson
50$
me: define "child"
