Necrophilia.
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Necrophilia
The urge to crack open a cold one
When you get stiff before she does.
The urge to pop a cold one.
Little seizures.
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
There age
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Stop cracking your NaCles."
me: define "child"
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Cancer came back
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A: My pop is bigger than your pop.
Try some sparkly earrings.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
You have to drop the bomb twice.
