What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.