What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now