What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space