What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."