What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

Good Boy Jokes More Good Boy Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.