What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

I'm Prada you son."

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.