What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison"

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.