What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.