What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle