Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979