How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.