How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.