How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid