How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.