Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.