Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.