Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What bee is good for your health ?

Vitamin bee !

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.