Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.