Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you