Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

What do you call a mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

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Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.