Knight Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

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Why will I go down in history?

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Either way, they're going down in history.

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It turned into a hexagon.

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It was leave your keys at the door.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What do ducks use to get high?

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2