A thief in the knight
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There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
They live in Cameltoe.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
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Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
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He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Veza
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
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They have the knights watch .
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
He found a chink in it.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses !
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
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Will the defendant please rise."
Suit yourself.
Knight time
It was the knight time
I got my hair straightened out."
He was trying to hold the door
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
England gets off scott-free.
They are all against Turkey
You want some beef
They 'loin' fast!
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
They all have chinks in their armor.
A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound
