A thief in the knight
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There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
They live in Cameltoe.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
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Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
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He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Veza
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
A **MIDI**-val file.
They have the knights watch .
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
He found a chink in it.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses !
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Don
You don't know which witch is which!
A: The letter "m."
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Cut the rope
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.
How are you holding up?"
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
May the force e-with you.
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Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
It was the knight time
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Somewhere between 0 and infinity.
They told him he was good at deriving
