A thief in the knight
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There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
They live in Cameltoe.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
A
Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
Nighty Night
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He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Veza
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
A **MIDI**-val file.
They have the knights watch .
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
He found a chink in it.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses !
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Don
Network.
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
The Loch Ness Elephant !
Because he's alive.
Because he bawled.
Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !
The Talking Heads
Nothing bananas can't talk.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
They both paralyze superman
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
Van Gogh: pardon
Stroganoff
It had beef.
Because there were 'nights.