A thief in the knight
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There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
They live in Cameltoe.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
A
Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
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He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Veza
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
A **MIDI**-val file.
They have the knights watch .
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
He found a chink in it.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses !
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Don
GINGER.
Automobile.
Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
Pilgrims.
They can both bring out the child from within.
A retardis.
It's gone.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
It was the knight time
