Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.