Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.