Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.