Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"