Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)