What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do