What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls