What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.