What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...