What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

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What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.