Viola.
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Violins
A: A cello burns longer.
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
A viola burns longer.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A: It is usually still in the case.
With a razor and their wrist.
A fiddle between the sheets
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A: You get light music.
A dreadivarius.
A: The bow is moving.
There was too much sax and violins.
He just started fiddling with it.
An act of violins.
Because violins is not the answer...
Fiddler on the hoof!
Because she's always spilling the beans!
I'm floored!
On their fingers
Right where you left him
He got hit by a bus!
Nothing personal."
Someone that didn't take it out in time.
Because he tried to blow up a bus.
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
By thinking outside the box
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
