Viola.
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Violins
A: A cello burns longer.
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
A viola burns longer.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A: It is usually still in the case.
With a razor and their wrist.
A fiddle between the sheets
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A: You get light music.
A dreadivarius.
A: The bow is moving.
There was too much sax and violins.
He just started fiddling with it.
An act of violins.
Because violins is not the answer...
Fiddler on the hoof!
They just couldn't sort things out.
Boulangerie.
Sleep on the sofa.
I answer back... You mean in bed
He gets pale as a sheet.
He had to take a sheet.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
That hit the spots !
Because it was the punch line.
Flush the toilet.
Because it was deterred.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
Because he hated the B shu!
Because proper tea is theft.
